Life is short, Break the rules,
Forgive quickly,
Kiss slowly,
Love truly,
Laugh uncontrollably,
And never regret anything that made you smile.
Saturday, April 12, 2008
Friday, April 11, 2008
Thursday, April 10, 2008
Friday, April 04, 2008
My crazy sense of humor
Grandmas Don't Know Everything
Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the houseand asked her, 'Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in thesame room and one is on top of the other?'She was a little taken back, but she decided to just tell him the truth.'It's called sexual intercourse, darling.'
Tony just said, 'Oh, OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids. A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, 'Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy's Mom wants to talk to you.'
Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the houseand asked her, 'Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in thesame room and one is on top of the other?'She was a little taken back, but she decided to just tell him the truth.'It's called sexual intercourse, darling.'
Tony just said, 'Oh, OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids. A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, 'Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy's Mom wants to talk to you.'
Sunday, March 23, 2008
Friday, March 21, 2008
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Steph and Josh's pic of my dad.
"Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle."
Saturday, December 15, 2007
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
Saturday, November 17, 2007
HALLOWEEN IS OVER NOW THANKSGIVING
HERE IS SOMETHING I MADE AND AM VERY PROUD OF FOR THANKSGIVING...
Thursday, November 01, 2007
Monday, October 29, 2007
My Sweet "Helen"
I absolutely love this lady ...
I never thought I could grow so attached to a resident that I take care of
BUT,
She stole my heart from day one.
```I went to see her this day, and she kept telling everyone
"This is my girl, I love her" ~~~
Friday, September 14, 2007
great joke
> While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a
> bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait
>
> The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic
> patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"
>
> To which she replied, "I'm late for work."
>
> "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
>
> I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.
>
> The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a
> rectum
> stretcher do? "
>
"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to
>
> two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work
> from
> side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely
> stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide."
>
> "And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked.
>
> "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
>
> Traffic Ticket $95.00
> Court Costs $45.00
> Look on the Cop's Face............... PRICELESS
> bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait
>
> The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic
> patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"
>
> To which she replied, "I'm late for work."
>
> "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
>
> I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.
>
> The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a
> rectum
> stretcher do? "
>
"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to
>
> two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work
> from
> side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely
> stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide."
>
> "And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked.
>
> "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
>
> Traffic Ticket $95.00
> Court Costs $45.00
> Look on the Cop's Face............... PRICELESS
Thursday, September 13, 2007
Saturday, September 08, 2007
In memory of Leonard Clark
In memory of anyone you know that has been struck down by cancer.
A Candle Loses Nothing by Lighting Another Candle.
Please Keep This Candle Going!
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