Grandmas Don't Know Everything
Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the houseand asked her, 'Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in thesame room and one is on top of the other?'She was a little taken back, but she decided to just tell him the truth.'It's called sexual intercourse, darling.'
Tony just said, 'Oh, OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids. A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, 'Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy's Mom wants to talk to you.'
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