my seven dwarfs

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair given that you are blind -- that you should know five things.

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.


Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
"No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times".

Sometimes, we seem to take for granted the people we love the most…Those who are so important to our daily lives;And, who are so important to us. It doesn’t mean we don’t care;and no disrespect is intended…It is just that sometimes, life gets crazy and there isn’t time to do it all,or say it all.

Thank you to everyone who was there for all of us when my dad was sick.

Vanderbilt PA

July 27,2007

This day was my dads birthday. He would have been 58, thats not very old to have passed away.

For two days prior to this day I WAS OUT OF MY MIND, SICK AT MY STOMACH, AND JUST ANGRY. I got up went to work and was so frusterated and sick to my stomach, I got sick all over the breakroom. Needless to sa I was sent home early.

I still need to pinch myself at times because it is still a habit to be thinking I can go to moms and he is gonna be there. ugh... Well in a way he is... in that earn. Its not the same though.

Anyways HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAD !!!