Saturday, June 21, 2008

funny

> >>> An old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up> >>> from the couch then starts putting on his coat.His> >>> wife, seeing the unexpected behavior, asks,> >>>> >>> "Where are you going?"> >>>> >>> He replies, "I'm going to the doctor."> >>> She says, "Why, are you sick?"> >>>> >>> He says, "Nope, I'm going to get me some of> >>> that> >>> Viagra stuff."> >>>> >>> Immediately the wife starts working and positioning> >>> herself to get out of her rocker and begins to put> >>> on her coat.> >>>> >>> He says, "Where the heck are you going"?> >>>> >>> She answers, "I'm going to the doctor,> >>> too."> >>> He says, "Why, what do you need?"> >>>> >>> She says, "If you're going to start using that> >>> rusty old thing, I'm> >>> getting a Tetanus shot."