out of the mouths of babes

too funny

Baptist Cowboy

Baptist Cowboy

A cowboy, who is visiting Wyoming from Texas , walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time." The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona , the other is in Colorado . When we all left our home in Texas , we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself." The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn. One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss." The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking." "Hasn't affected my brothers though."

out of the mouth of babes

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the TenCommandments with her five and six year olds.After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Fatherand thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment thatteaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of afamily) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

Life is short...

Life is short,

Break the rules,

Forgive quickly,

Kiss slowly,

Love truly,

Laugh uncontrollably,

And never regret anything that made you smile.

The long hair...

Sk8ter Boy Look....

Christian's 12th birthday

Dont they all look so much alike?

humor

Dad I miss you terribly...

My Dill

oh so rotten

childhood pal

My crazy sense of humor

Grandmas Don't Know Everything

Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the houseand asked her, 'Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in thesame room and one is on top of the other?'She was a little taken back, but she decided to just tell him the truth.'It's called sexual intercourse, darling.'

Tony just said, 'Oh, OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids. A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, 'Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy's Mom wants to talk to you.'

2008

SCHOOL PICS 2008

Steph and Josh's pic of my dad.

"Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle."

Merry Christmas to All...

2007 Happy Thanksgiving

HALLOWEEN IS OVER NOW THANKSGIVING

HERE IS SOMETHING I MADE AND AM VERY PROUD OF FOR THANKSGIVING...

halloween facepainting

Tell me what ya think....